👠 Nairyel's story

Nairyel wasn't always a wanker . No, no, no, no... in her early days she wanted to be an astronaut 🚀 But of course, during the tests at NASA she was asked a crucial question:

-What would you do if you stayed alone on a spacecraft with a Russian 🪐, three months and no WiFi 📶?

And she, without hesitation, answered:

-Well, a few straws 🐣?

From there they knew that theirs was not the conquest of space, but... another kind of conquest 😏.

His vocation was born the first time he entered a hardware store 🛠️. Yes, a hardware store. He went in looking for a hammer 🔨 and came out thinking:

- "With so many tools, how can people not be confused 🤯?"

It was at that moment when he decided to dedicate himself to teaching men how to use their... tools 🛠️😉.

And mind you, it wasn't easy. At first she practiced with action figures 🤖: Ken, G.I. Joe, even a He-Man she was teaching to communicate better with Barbie 💃 She would say:

-Look, Ken, you can't come to the appointment with the same face as when you had your head ripped off as a little boy 😬 A little enthusiasm, son... 😏

But the big revelation came to her one day at a karaoke 🎤 While singing "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi, she noticed that all the men in the room had the same problem: they knew the chorus... but nobody knew what the hell to do in the verses 😅 And that's when she understood: men in bed were like karaoke singers 🎶! Lots of shouting in the chorus, but then they get lost in the lyrics 😬.

Since then, Nairyel is dedicated to give online webinars 💻 to help men to tune 🎯 Not to sing, relax... to tune in other scenarios 😏 Her classes are so much fun that some people come in out of curiosity and leave saying:

-Brother, I don't know what happened, but now even the plants 🌱 in my house look at me with respect 😎.

And the best thing: she doesn't use complicated formulas 📚. She explains everything with metaphors 🌀 so simple that even a guy who never understood IKEA instructions 🛋️ manages to assemble... the bed 😏🔥.

Thus was born Nairyel, the most absurd and necessary sexologist on the internet 🌐💖. Because let's face it: superheroes 🦸‍♂️ save the world... but she saves the nights 🌙✨.