Error 404, yes I am.

The wifi down, yes I am.

The one who went to get cigarettes, yes I am.

Your incognito tab, yes I am.

The one who comments without context, yes I am.

The 1% of battery, yes I am.

The non-carbonated beer, yes I am.

The ticket to admi, yes I am.

The default skin, yes I am.

The unintentional spoiler, yes I am.

The recycled meme, yes I am.

The bug in the system, yes I am.

The hamor ninja, yes I am.

The YouTube ad, yes I am

The pineapple pizza, yes I am.

The infinite update, yes I am.

The blue screen, yes I am.

The latecomer, yes I am.

The muted microphone, yes I am.

The one who reads the chat wrong, yes I am.

The server down, yes I am.

The button that does not work, yes I am.

The bad ending, yes I am.

Your pain in the ass, yes, I AM.