I am a 60 year old doing my best to stay active and enjoy the second half of my life. Spent the first half of it working too hard and punishing my body. Now I am her to punish the primate (spank the monkey) to entertain the masses. Àll my life i have been an entertainer mostly playing rock and roll guitar and screaming like a little girl (singing). Took a break from rocking for a couple years todo stand up, but it just was not the same. Smaller crowds and no girls lifting there shirts. I hope to have a band again soon.at my last job I was a technical process engineer designing and manufacturing robotics for e digital information storage and yet was the class clown in school and never graduated, no GED. So now here I am with a monkey on a time out in the corner. I think it's time for a spankin'. If you ask me to do something silly..... I might....