Answer toThe Great Mysteries of Amateurtv

Greetings my dear navigators. Today I come to talk to you about something serious, deep, almost philosophical: the great mysteries of Amateurtv.
Forget about Stephen Hawking, Iker Jiménez or Cuarto Milenio...because the most disturbing questions of humanity are not in the cosmos, they are in the Amateur chat.

🪐 Mystery #1: Where are you from?

The existential question. The alpha and omega of every conversation. Because, of course, how are you going to keep breathing if you don't know my exact location?

It doesn't matter if my profile says "Madrid" in letters bigger than the sales at Corte Inglés: there's always an enlightened person who thinks I'm actually from Narnia.

👉 Answer: From an exotic, magical and faraway place... my home!

👙 Mystery #2: What size bra do you wear?

The unknown that could solve climate change, end foreign debt and, if you hurry me, even fix the drought in Andalusia.

The world awaits the answer as if the fate of humanity depended on it

👉 Universal answer: Enough for you to be here watching, right 😉?

📩 Mystery #3: Are you talking privately?
The Holy Grail of Amateurism. It comes up more often than perfume ads at Christmas.
👉 Answer: Yeah, sure, but not for free, champ💸

🍿 Mystery #4: Are you dating users?
Utopia, the golden dream. Like asking Netflix to bring you popcorn in bed.
👉 Answer: Sure, and then let's all go pokémon hunting together🎮🐱‍👤

📱 Mystery #5: Do you have Telegram? Do you have networks?
The jewel in the crown! Because everyone thinks that in my free time I spend my time posing like a trashy influencer: ass in pomp 🍑, chest out 💥and duck pouts 🦆... come on, the new national sport since we stopped talking about the price of olive oil.
And the best: "Pass me your Insta, I won't bother".
Yeah, man! As if what I like most in life is to answer every three seconds to a "hi wapa" 👋.
Sleep? 😴 Travel? ✈️ Live? 🌎 No way! My thing is accumulating notifications like Panini stickers.

👀 Mystery #6: How do you have nipples?
The national enigma. The question that could come up in a referendum.
It seems that if I don't answer it, the government will fall and gas will go up
👉 Answer: Well, they' re round and naughty, like mini cupcake toppers🧁...Relax, they're not square or triangular 😂

And so, friends, the Great Mysteries of Amateurtv are solved. Questions repeated more often than Paquito the Chocolate Maker at a village party.