Hello folks, I am Daniel and I was born at the early age of seven, so I have always considered myself a very mature person. I was a very lettered individual until I was nine years old, specifically the letters capital H and lowercase O, but from the age of nine my life took a turn; an internal rotation of the hip, pure Coyote Dax style, which led me to be the man of science that I still am. I would have preferred to be Jim Carrey in the character of The Mask, but I admit that Cameron Diaz was disgusted by me.

I know, much to my regret, the rumors about me and I come to deny them: in my other life I was NOT Napoleon, nor Josephine my wife, by golly! However, someday I will make the appropriate statements in the media that are within my reach.

My existence is fundamentally structured on three pillars and an Ionic column; indeed: it is horrible. I do not get along well with animals, with aliens, nor with people; anyway, here I am, fighting for my piece of cake. I know I do everything wrong, without exception; however, you, who do everything, or almost everything, infinitely better than me, here you are, reading: Puuuuuum, in the big mouth!

... I like airplanes, I like you

I like to travel, I like you

I like the morning, I like you

I like the wind, I like you

I like to dream, I like you

I like the sea, I like you.

I like the sea, I like you:

... I like the motorcycle, I like you

I like to run, I like you

I like the rain, I like you

I like to come back, I like you

I like MaríaJuana, I like you

I like colombiana, I like you

I like the mountain, I like you

I like the night (I like you)

... What am I going to do, je ne sais pas.

And to finish, it's five o'clock in the morning: "All that is gold does not shine" (Chinese and infallible remedy).

P.S. My platonic love is Russian Red.

P.S.2. Hey bro, do you want to be your own boss?

P.S.3. I'm seduced by belly buttons, do you have a belly button? I got mine from the doctor!

P.S.4. I have a giraffe and I always find his pillow two meters from the mattress.

P.S.5. If you have any questions let me know, you're welcome!